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August Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough!