Hawk Tuah

Why don't you ever see Hawk Tuah Girl at the library? Because there are no books about how to do it right!

What did HTGirl say when asked what her superpower would be? “I’d make anyone go ‘hawk tuah’ with just one look!”

The Hawk Tuah Girl was asked about her secret to success; she replied, “You just have to spit and see!”

What’s Hawk Tuah’s favorite sport? “Spit-balling!”