Olympic Jokes 2

Did you hear about the athlete who only ate one leg of lamb?

He had a sheep Olympic appetite.


  • Why did the athlete bring a ladder to the Olympics? Because without it, he’d have had no high jump!
  • What do you call an Olympian with a flat tire? A downhill skier!
  • Why did the runner wear glasses during the Olympics? Because it improved his outlook!
  • How many Olympians does it take to change a lightbulb? One! They’re already trained for the challenge!
  • Why did the gymnast go to the Olympics on a bike? Because he wanted to win the cycle event!
  • What do you call an athlete who can’t count to ten? An Olympian fail!
  • Why did the archer bring a pencil to the Olympics? In case he needed to retake his archery!
  • How about the athlete who brought a spoon to the Olympics? He wanted to stir up some controversy in the swimming races!
  • Why did the judo expert bring a mirror to the Olympics? Because he wanted to reflect on his opponent’s moves!