He had a sheep Olympic appetite.
- Why did the athlete bring a ladder to the Olympics? Because without it, he’d have had no high jump!
- What do you call an Olympian with a flat tire? A downhill skier!
- Why did the runner wear glasses during the Olympics? Because it improved his outlook!
- How many Olympians does it take to change a lightbulb? One! They’re already trained for the challenge!
- Why did the gymnast go to the Olympics on a bike? Because he wanted to win the cycle event!
- What do you call an athlete who can’t count to ten? An Olympian fail!
- Why did the archer bring a pencil to the Olympics? In case he needed to retake his archery!
- How about the athlete who brought a spoon to the Olympics? He wanted to stir up some controversy in the swimming races!
- Why did the judo expert bring a mirror to the Olympics? Because he wanted to reflect on his opponent’s moves!