Shitney is telling dad jokes

Why did the Olympic athlete from Paris bring a baguette to the games? He wanted to have a flaky performance.
What do you call an Olympic event that’s held in France? A French affair.
Why did the gymnast from the US bring a map of the world to the Olympics? So he could navigate his way to gold.
What did the Olympic coach say to the team before the big game? “We’re going to take this one to new heights…and also to the top step on the podium.”
Why did the swimmer from Australia bring a kangaroo to the Olympics? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
Why did the Olympic diver take his sunscreen to the competition? So he could get a tan-tastic performance.
What did the coach say to the team during the game? “You’re all winners…in my eyes.”
Why did the Olympic cyclist bring a bike pump to the games? He wanted to inflate his chances of winning.
Why did the Olympic boxer go to the doctor before the big fight? He wanted to get checked out for a knockout performance.

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