What do you get when a doctor and an archaeologist have a baby? A little digi-nurse!
What do you call a doctor who’s great with computers? A byteful physician!
Why did the doctor bring a ladder to work? Because they heard there was a high pressure situation in the emergency room!
What do you call a fake doctor? An impasta-tor!
Did you hear about the doctor who was always running late for appointments? He finally realized he needed to fix his watch because patients were getting sick of waiting.
What do you call a doctor who loves apples? A core-diologist!
Why did the doctor go broke? He kept making bad incisions!
Why did the doctor refuse to treat the computer? He said it had too many bugs!
Why did the pharmacist break up with the chemist? Because they had too many reactions!
Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work every day? Because she was told there were plenty of career opportunities in healthcare!
How does a surgeon know when to stop operating on a patient? When they find the remote control!
How does a doctor stop a crime wave? With a splint!
Did you hear about the doctor who retired from his practice to become a farmer? He’s now growing peas instead of treating them
How does a doctor organize an office party? With a prescription for fun!
What did the doctor say when they saw a broken heart? “Looks like you need some emotional stitches!”
What do you call a doctor who runs out of patients? A very angry doctor!
The doctor’s family tree is full of medical practitioners and has no room for actual family!
With the rise in telemedicine, a patient calls his doctor for an online consultation. The doctor responds, “I can’t examine you through the screen! You’ll need to call in sick and come into the office.”
In response to news of a new health app gaining popularity among patients, a doctor quips, “Looks like my future job title will be ’tech support for your wellness journey’.” The colleague adds with a smile, “Hopefully not as challenging as fixing their printer!”
A pharmacist tells a nurse, “I’m not sure if I should call you ‘medicine sister’ or ‘drug buddy.’” The nurse chuckles and responds, “Maybe we can just be ‘pill pals’?”