Why did the politician go to the tribunal? He wanted to appeal his allowance, but they said it was a ‘sick joke’
What did the politician say when asked about the cost-of-living crisis? “It’s a bunch of grapes,” he replied, trying to make light of the situation
Why do politicians make great parents? They’re always willing to bend the rules!
Why did the politician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little “off-script”!
What do you call a politician who doesn’t listen? A deaf ear for the people!
What did the politician say when he was asked to resign? “I’m not leaving, I’m just taking a step back…to the drawing board!”
Why did the politician become a musician? He wanted to be in tune with the people!
I saw a politician at the grocery store buying onions. Guess they were trying to make people cry.
Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk!
My dad says he’s voting for the candidate who promises to fix potholes. He says they’re “tirelessly” working on it.
What did the politician say when they lost their election? “Well, looks like I’m out of a job!”
I saw a politician trying to climb a tree. They said they were “branching out.”
What do you call a politician who always tells the truth? A retired politician.
What’s a politician’s favorite type of car? A bandwagon, because they love to jump on anything that’s popular.
Why was the politician bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because when it came time for him to be found, he’d already changed his hiding spot three times!
How does a politician make coffee? With hot air and plenty of grounds.
Why did the Australian politician refuse to play cards on the plane? Because he didn’t want to be caught dealing with the opposition!
How do you make a politician laugh on cue during a speech? Tell them they’re about to win an award for transparency.