Why did the student choose to study in Australia during the pandemic? He heard it was ‘au-some’ learning experience!
Why did the student bring a magnet to university? He wanted to attract good grades!
Why do Australian students love studying during the pandemic? Because it’s the ‘perfect’ excuse to stay home and avoid doing chores!
What did the student say when his teacher asked him to write an essay on COVID-19? “I’ve got a virus for that!”
Why do students in Australia think they’re good at online learning? Because they’ve been practicing their ‘Zoom’ in and out skills!
Why did the STEM student bring a screwdriver to their exam? They heard it was going to be nuts and bolts!
What did the student say when they finished their homework? - Finally, I’m graduated!
Why did the university hire a magician? To make the tuition fees disappear!
How can you tell if a student is stressed? They start using coffee as a bathing product!
What’s the most popular course among new graduates? Job application 101!
What do you call a student who doesn’t like pizza? A rebel without a slice!
Why did the STEM student go to the gym? To pump up their future workforce skills.
What’s the difference between a graduate from 2019 and one from today when looking for jobs? The former is still using paper resumes, while the latter has upgraded to digital instability.