Did you hear about the teacher who was allergic to students' questions? She had to take tests.
Why do teachers always give out stickers as rewards instead of chocolate bars? Well, because they want students’ “behavior” to be sweet and not too sticky!
How does a teacher fix her hair before class? With a ruler, because she always has one under hand!
Why did the history book feel sad? Because it had too many problems from the past!
Why did the science teacher take out his doorbell? He wanted to win the ’no-bell’ prize for most creative experiment!
What do you call a can opener that’s also a great teacher? A ‘classy’ can opener – it’s a real ‘grade-A’ helper!
Where do teachers go on vacation? Times Square!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says “Spit that gum out!” and a train says “Chew chew!”
How do bees get to school? The school buzz!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during exams? To hide her eyes from looking at all the wrong answers!
How do teachers organize their parties? By subject, so everyone knows where they stand!
Why did the teacher take her class on an endless field trip? Because she wanted them to have a lesson that would last forever!
What do you call a group of teachers protesting outside the school? A teach-in!
Why did the teacher bring her pet rock to class? Because she wanted to ensure it had a solid foundation in math!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class? Because her students were so bright!
What did the school principal say to the student who kept falling asleep in class? “You’re ‘failing’ to stay awake, but I’m ‘passing’ on giving you detention!”